Tuesday, December 23, 2008

NFL: No Snow Angels Allowed

After a tough touchdown reception in Sunday's blizzard conditions in Foxboro, New England Patriots Pro-Bowl receiver Wes Welker did what anyone playing football in a snowstorm would do: he made a snow angel. 70,000 approving fans in the stands threw thousands of snowballs in a show of support.

The NFL officials at Sunday's game, however, didn't approve. They awarded the year's first snow angel penalty: 15 yards for "Demonstration." Officially, a player isn't allowed to drop to the ground in celebration as the the league deems the action excessive (unless it is to pray). Kids at home, remember: no snow angels allowed if you score a TD in a snowstorm. Forget the joy, forget the fun... and while you're at it, better cancel the snowmen and the hot cocoa too.

Sunday's snow angel wasn't the first made by a New England Patriot. Long snapper Lonnie Paxton made a snow angel in 2001 after a tight playoff victory against Oakland on the way to New England's first Super Bowl victory. Unlike Sunday's officials, Paxton approved of Welker's winter spirit. "He doesn't fill up quite as much space as I did," Paxton said of the 5-foot-8-inch Welker. "He's a little snow angel."

Bah humbug, NFL. And Happy Holidays Wes Welker!

To see a replay of Welker's TD (and ensuing celebration), click here.

2 comments:

howard said...

Would you have been as supportive of the "snow angel" incident if it had been acted out by Brett Favre following a TD against your beloved Patsies?

M Aiken said...

Favre would have waffled too much before finally deciding that a snow angel was what he wanted to do.